The Best Christmas Gift Ever

Since no one found the Fry's of Burbank as mind-blowing as I did, the following will be of little interest to anyone.  I was driving home from a Christmas party when in the distance I see a sign burning bright in the winter sky.  The devil doesn't care if it's Jesus' birthday -Hell is open for business!

UFO Confirmed in Burbank

Like any place, local landmarks and oddities are well known and shared with newcomers.  Like the rest of Los Angeles, Burbank is a land of newcomers.  The secret of Burbank's Fry's Electronics revealed itself to me when I was instructed to find a new microphone for my boss's daughter's karaoke machine.  I suppose the world took pity on my pathetic life.