Inception: Dream Falatio 101

Like Titanic and The Departed I had no intention of seeing Inception in the theatre.  I wouldn't have seen them at all, but when Mom comes home with a two part VHS set,  I can't help but tell her I've been waiting to see it.  A friend took me to Inception, they promised a good time.  Inception is a melodramatic nightmare.  The characters are unlovable self indulgent, juvenile, addicts with no redeeming qualities.    The fight scenes are pathetic, the concept is used, and you should listen to that little voice in your head that whispers, "DiCaprio sucks."