Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Russian Sluts, I mean Spies

The world of international espionage should remain in the shadows where it belongs.  Every time it steps into the spotlight I’m disappointed.  Anna Chapman, the new face of Russian Intelligence must have spies the world over silently gagging.  Similar to the way the family of a centerfold must feel.  The most confusing part of the entire story is, what exactly was she spying on?  As the Cerie of the SVR, I doubt she posed a threat to the United States.  You can read all about her latest mission in this month’s issue of Maxim Russia.  Below is a photo from the upcoming spread.
Ok, that's not Chapman.  It's Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye.  But she is a way better example of a Russian Spy.  Actually, I think Xenia is Georgian.  But seriously, who looks like they're more from Georgia?

Lisa - Weird Science

Friday, October 1, 2010

Targa by Russ Chimes

I held out for as long as I could.  But I've found myself listening to this song everyday since its release.  The video is juvenile, pretentious, predictable, and I absolutely adore it.