The Baumer

My friend has a really great site dedicated to his life of habit forming.  He makes light of addiction by indulging in the absurd.  He also happens to be the only person to read my blog so if you want to visit your site, click here.

Here is a recent posting that I enjoyed:

a list of nice things you could say to people who deserve to hear you say good things about them

- Your smile reminds me of a puppy.

- When you opened your mouth to say what you said I did not regret that I had ears.

- You are a fantastic person and I’m glad that we have class together today.

- Don’t let anyone tell you that you are different from who you are because I really enjoy who you are.

- You should feel good because you probably mean the world to someone and their life is a thing that they can enjoy better because they know you.

- If there was a contest between two groups of people and the two groups of people had an equal number of people in them and the contest was to see what group had the most people and you showed up late and joined one of the groups then you would be the difference maker.

- Your brain is made of neurons because I think all brains are made of neurons, but I like the order of your neurons.

- There’s a real sense of sparkle power to your aura right now.

- Once I saw you walking down the street and I got really excited and yelled unintelligible things and people looked at me and I pointed at you and then everyone understood and it was okay.

- I heard you’re really good at that dance trend that hasn’t been invented yet.

- I wish I could hold the words you just said in my head forever and repeat them when I am lonely.

- They say things about pictures and a large quantity of words but when I see you I can only think of three…You’re. So. Cool.

- I heard you make the sexiest pancakes.